Car is ready, certified and I’m excited to roll! Time for a quick shake-down run. WOOT! Check the car over, check the fluids, driving gloves – check, I’m stoked to rip through some gears. As the car takes the minor dip into the gutter at the end of the driveway I hear a horrific sound – my spaced out rears a grinding and vibrating and being cut by the fenders. I’m too wide and too low, if there is such a thing. I’m now halfway in the road with the fenders slicing into the tires, blocking one of the lanes in front of my house.